careful, if you think lawyers are annoying, wait till you deal with the United States department of Homeland Security XD

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Have gun, will travel. Have passport from one country to America, unneeded full cavity body searches before travel.

Airport security accidentally killed a retarded Swedish dude. He was lost without the guide he was promised to be there, and he started throwing a fit. Airport security tries to calm him down, and the man is obviously willing to come in peacefully. Seeing how he was trying to negotiate with them by telling them the current situation and his disability. Not knowing what language he was speaking, some dumb bitch exclaims that he is speaking russian, so they get in a russian translator. After all else fails, a chair is thrown and the dude is tazered and killed. This story became a large controversy, and it was used in the case against authorities having the ability to use weapons such as the tazer.

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"I ever tell you about the time me and Keith made a homemade bumper car ride with ridin' mowers in his backyard? Mower blade wounds over 90% of his body. I didn't run him over either, he somehow managed to fall under his own."

Oh noes XD

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Exactly. We are from Europe, of course they'll think we are terrorists

Oh my

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I heard doom and despair and thought I'd pop over.
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XDD

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Revelation 21:6- "I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end. I will give unto him that is athirst of the fountain of the water of life freely."

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I can understand your sister's paranoia. I might be going to the U.S. this summer, but fear being shot at for being Arab >> We're not terrorists D8 A lot of us are, but not all of us >>;;

Also, just to make this comment cute and relevant to the picture, very cute chibis and expressions. LOVE your sister's security outfit XD <3

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I fake a Canadian accent just so I can go to the store without harassment.

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"I ever tell you about the time me and Keith made a homemade bumper car ride with ridin' mowers in his backyard? Mower blade wounds over 90% of his body. I didn't run him over either, he somehow managed to fall under his own."

The one thing I love about airport security is that is essentially impossible for people with no sense of direction (like me) to get lost and end up on the wrong plane. 'Cause security won't let you get that lost.

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There there

It's all drawn after her describtions

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D'awww

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